6th June 2008

The Placebo Effect

This is from a few years back at Princeton.  Some students thought it would be funny to throw a Keg Party with NON-Alcoholic Beer.  Check out what happens:

And I thought Princeton kids were suppose to be smart?!

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6th June 2008

Mornings Of Regret

Regret

Do you remember those times in college when you would wake up the next morning and not known where you were?  Maybe you were in your bed and wondered how you got there, on a friend’s couch, at your bf/gf’s place, or maybe even somewhere you’ve “never been”…

Well now there’s a place for you to share these stories. RegretfulMorning.com is the place to anonymously share stories of embarrassment (Walks of shame, nasty hookups, drunken mishaps, etc…) so that the rest of the world can point and laugh at your misfortune.  Don’t worry though, your humiliation will not go unrewarded… The best stories are awarded a prize!

So check it out, this blog is sure to amuse.

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27th May 2008

A Belmar Awakening

For those of you who are not from the Tri-State Area (PA, NY, NJ) Belmar is a spot down along the Jersey Shore that is a popular Summer destination.  Memorial Day Weekend generally marks the first “big” weekend down there.

So why is this of interest you ask? Well… You know those popped collar, fist pumping meatheads you hear so much about:

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29th April 2008

Roof Boarding

Roof Boarding

Roof Boarding was invented on the Island of Maui at about 6:30 AM Hawaii time, Monday, March 28th, 2008.  How you ask???

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24th April 2008

Richie Sambora Pleads Guilty for DUI

Richie SamboraBon Jovi star Richie Sambora has plea bargained his way out of a potential prison term after accepting he was guilty of drunk driving in Laguna Beach, Calif., last month.

Facing up to six months behind bars at his arraignment in May, the rocker pleaded no contest to driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher in court on Tuesday. Read the rest of this entry »

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10th April 2008

6 year old boy treated for alcoholism!

Dear God! If any of you guys think that you might have a drinking problem, think again! The UK based newspaper, Sun reported yesterday that a boy as young as 6 years of age was treated for alcoholism. Sure we all knew that English people might be drinking beer for water, but surely not to this extent! Read the rest of this entry »

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9th April 2008

Arrested? I Think Not!

I have this friend who has this problem.  When he drinks he thinks he is invincible to all and acts as if unnoticeable to cops (especially after he hit 21).  This was more of a problem in college than now of course.  It was to the point where if he separated from us after a night of drinking we automatically assumed he had been arrested for disorderly conduct, if not at least cited for public intoxication/urination.  I believe his last ticket from back in college for public intoxication gave the following reason:

“Slurred speech, found urinating in public.  Peed on sandals and self” 

How’s that for a citation?

I’m sure we all knew/know people like this in college and even post-grad.  The reason I share this little anecdote is I recently met a married couple.  One is a Diplomat and the two of them have got the most amazing identification cards!  The back of it states the following:

“This person has been duly notified to the department of state and under international law enjoys immunity from criminal jurisdiction. The bearer shall not be liable to any form of arrest or detention, but may be given a notice of violation.

The bearer shall be treated with due respect and all appropriate steps shall be taken to prevent any attack on the bearer’s person, freedom, or dignity.”

It’s like Monopoly! They have their very own “Get Out of Jail Free” card… An invitation to drunken debauchery, soliciting prostitution, drug dealing, pick your poison…  The US Government cannot touch you.  It’s called Diplomatic Immunity.  The most a cop can do is hand you over to your nation’s embassy. Granted, based on the crime, “your” home country may deal with you as they please… So act accordingly!  But if your home nation happens to be Coke Dealing Columbia or the Hooker Happy Netherlands, I think you’re pretty safe. 

Too bad my buddy didn’t have one of these nifty cards in college!

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SizzUp LLC does not support drunken debauchery, soliciting prostitution, or drug dealing.  SizzUp LLC also does not believe all Columbians are Coke Dealers nor do we believe the Dutch are “Hooker Happy.”

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7th April 2008

A cool new shot

So as we were drinking out the bar of one of my favorite hangouts before they close the doors for good, I noticed that people were taking shots of something that reminded me of jueger bombs.  It wasnt until my favorite bartender brought me one, did I realize what everyone was drinking:  blueberry bombs!  A shot of blueberry vodka dropped into a cup of red bull…viola!  So there you are, remember you read it here first.

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27th March 2008

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, arrested for drink driving!

Richie SamboraBon Jovi lead guitarist Richie Sambora could face child endangerment charges, after he was arrested on suspicion of drink driving while he had two minors in the car, police said.

Sambora, 48, was arrested after an officer noticed his black Hummer weaving in traffic lanes, Laguna Beach, USA, police Sergeant Jason Kravetz said.

Sambora was given a roadside sobriety test and arrested without incident.

He was booked at the Laguna Beach jail, where he gave a blood sample and was released at 4am, Kravetz said.

“He was very co-operative with all the staff,” Kravetz said. Read the rest of this entry »

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21st March 2008

Adults fined for underage drinking

Drunken TeenImagine being a parent and getting fined for allowing your kid to have a drink? Apparently it’s possible, and of course you have to be living in the US. Well, everyone has probably mentioned or heard “Why let 18 year olds join the army and not let them have a drink”. Well Read this article published by the Associated Press, where we’d say that such parents should be punished for allowing their kids to DUI, and not for allowing them to drink. Anyway, we are not here to allow teens to drink nor change the laws, but it’s retarded enough being fined in your own home… Read the rest of this entry »

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