15th October 2007

Tips For Picking Up…

So, searching through the web I was able to find some interesting information on how the type of drink a man/woman orders correlates to how “easy” he/she will be to take home by the end of the night… These are straight from the bartenders’ mouths:

Tips for Men: 

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool, darts or beer pong (and let her win a game or two).

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk … and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required — everyone KNOWS what happens here.

Tips for Women:

Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He’s hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn’t give a damn about anything BUT getting laid (although he may end up going home with a man if he isn’t careful).

Tequila: The best wing-man as he will always “jump on the grenade”.

White Zinfandel: Useless, he’s gay, but I’m sure he’ll make a great shopping buddy.

To sum it up… As expected women are just a little more complicated to read, while men, simply put, just want to get laid. 

Source – Anvari.org

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