29th March 2008

Quite The Response

So – Apparently my previous post entitled “I WISH THIS GUY EXISTED” caused quite the stir… Sure its been circulating for years (great class project apparently), but 13 years later it JUST made its way to me and I thought it was hilarious and should be shared with those of you who may not have heard it yet like myself! For those of you who enjoyed it AWESOME! For those of you who thought this joke was “unethical” (despite the reference to Snopes.com and the history behind the “story”) and offensive, I think you need a drink!

Here try one of these:

Muscle Relaxer

1 oz Canadian whisky (I suggest Crown Royale or Seagrams)
1 oz Amaretto liqueur (Try Di Amore or Di Saronno)
1/2 oz Bailey’s Irish cream

Combine ingredients together in a cocktail shaker with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a highball glass, and serve.

Its sure to calm those nerves…

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28th March 2008


So I get this e-mail today with the story below… However according to Snopes (Click for full story) the story is not entirely true, but in fact just a legend!

I still wanted to post however as I truly do hope a guy like this exists somewhere!

SizzUp Presents – “A Master Card Wedding”

You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their

mwed.jpgThey look happy right?

He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and Said, ‘F—you!’ Then he turned to his bride and said, ‘F— you!’ Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,’I’m outta here.’ He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the Charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the Bride’s’ and best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’ commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000. Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500. The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD!

A Mastercard Wedding ‘Life isn’t like a bowl Of cherries or peaches, it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos–what you Do today, might burn your ass tomorrow……’

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28th March 2008

Drink for Charity


Join us for Young Advocates of the Mural Arts benefit on April 2nd at Johnny Brenda’s.

All ticket revenue (there will be a cash bar) from this event goes to support the Mural Arts program (an amazing Philadelphia organization), and the $15 dollar tickets also give you the chance to hear 3 local bands, one of which even has a local muralist, Brad Carney in the band!

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27th March 2008

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, arrested for drink driving!

Richie SamboraBon Jovi lead guitarist Richie Sambora could face child endangerment charges, after he was arrested on suspicion of drink driving while he had two minors in the car, police said.

Sambora, 48, was arrested after an officer noticed his black Hummer weaving in traffic lanes, Laguna Beach, USA, police Sergeant Jason Kravetz said.

Sambora was given a roadside sobriety test and arrested without incident.

He was booked at the Laguna Beach jail, where he gave a blood sample and was released at 4am, Kravetz said.

“He was very co-operative with all the staff,” Kravetz said. Read the rest of this entry »

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25th March 2008

Wine Lovers Rejoice!


From our favorite people who brought us Woot.com, there is now wine.woot giving great specials each week on some of the best wines from around the world.  So, all you oenophiles out there log on to wine.woot.com and start snatching up your favorite wines at unbeatable prices!  Better act fast, because these bottles fly off the shelves.

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25th March 2008

Red Bull Simply Cola is here!

Red Bull ColaThe Time has come where we can finally say: Red Bull Jack on the rocks! Camille Alarcon, from Marketing Week reports that Red Bull is finally moving forward to entering the cola market with its first product launch outside of its flagship energy drink. Red Bull Simply Cola will be positioned as a premium and 100% natural cola. Read the rest of this entry »

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24th March 2008

Australia to bottle up binge-drinking: minister

Nicola RoxonFollowing up on our previous article about drinking laws and government actions, it seems that we are not the only ones out there fighting for survival against what seems to be one of the most delightful ‘disorders’. Some people seem to confuse fun from addiction. Oh wait! Am I sitting in a bar? Why am I drinking now? Damn, I forgot I was a freaking alcoholic. This morning I woke up and instead of using water, I brushed my teeth with vodka! Yeah, they just forgot to put the stupid label on the bottle to warn me about that one!

Australia seems to be fighting alcoholism with labels. Read the rest of this entry »

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21st March 2008

Adults fined for underage drinking

Drunken TeenImagine being a parent and getting fined for allowing your kid to have a drink? Apparently it’s possible, and of course you have to be living in the US. Well, everyone has probably mentioned or heard “Why let 18 year olds join the army and not let them have a drink”. Well Read this article published by the Associated Press, where we’d say that such parents should be punished for allowing their kids to DUI, and not for allowing them to drink. Anyway, we are not here to allow teens to drink nor change the laws, but it’s retarded enough being fined in your own home… Read the rest of this entry »

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20th March 2008

March Madness

March… My favorite time of year! The NCAA Final Four Tournament, Baseball is just around the corner, and for those of us in the Northeast it means the weather has finally started to warm up.  It really doesn’t get much better than that.  Let’s take a look at the following formula which I have comprised for your benefit:

Warmer Weather =  An increase in the amount of beautiful women roaming the streets (I know, where did they all come from right?!)  which is a direct result of the subtraction of clothing due to said warmer weather which can only be assumed to be directly correlated to an increase in Daytime Drinking.  I know I know, BRILLIANT!

So, do yourself a favor, go to your favorite outdoor bar (If you haven’t found one yet DO SO), make friends with the bartender, and most of all enjoy everything that comes along with this welcomed seasonal change. 



¼ oz. Rum
¼ oz. gin
¼ oz. vodka
¼ oz. triple sec
Fill with Gatorade (You can substitute any energy drink)
Splash of OJ 

Directions: Build ingredients over ice in a pint or large glass. Fill with Gatorade (or any energy drink) and add a splash of orange juice.

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17th March 2008


I know I’ve been on a youtube kick lately, but this is hilarious!

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