9th May 2008

‘Shaky’ Old Lady

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A friend just told me this one and I laughed so hard I had to share: 

The next time
you see a little old 
lady with shaky hands, you’ll remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front
door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet, she wobbles 
the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: “Dddooo youuuu hhhave
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out
laughing, replies: “Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.”

The old woman then asks: “Dddddoooo yyyouuuu
ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, “Yes we do.”

She asks: ” Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww
tttooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?”

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  1. 1 On May 14th, 2008, Beth said:

    thats gross

  2. 2 On May 16th, 2008, George said:

    It’s the end of the world.

  3. 3 On May 16th, 2008, Anonymous said:

    Damn I’m getting hard.

  4. 4 On May 21st, 2008, ubidubi said:

    now, that’s just funny

  5. 5 On May 21st, 2008, Harold said:

    Erm… why didn’t she just take it out. I mean – yeah, it wouldn’t turn off, doesn’t mean you can’t just remove it and leave it on.

    I’m a sad person.

  6. 6 On May 22nd, 2008, 89fh said:


  7. 7 On June 4th, 2008, Thursday said:

    Screenshot or it never happened

  8. 8 On June 7th, 2008, saturday said:


  9. 9 On June 14th, 2008, weleee said:


  10. 10 On October 7th, 2008, lmfreakingass off said:

    passes out on the floor laughing

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