24th June 2008

“A Man Walks Into A Bar”

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falling_man.jpgOne of the First “Man Walks Into A Bar” Jokes I heard from one of my best childhood friends:

A man (Jimmy) walks into a hotel bar and sits down next to a guy who is deep into an argument with the bartender, Moe.

“Hey, hey, hey, what’s all the commotion” says Jimmy.

“He doesn’t think i can do it,” says the guy.

“Do what?”

“Jump out that window, and come back in without falling”

“Well lets settle it then,” says Jimmy as he walks over to the bar window (10 stories high) and looks out.  “Impossible, but it’s his funeral!”

“Here’s $100 up front that says I won’t (die).” (guy)

The guy walks over to the window with a sly grin, opens it, looks out, down…  The bartender noticeably dripping with sweat yells,  “Well, on with it already!”

The guy steps back, and at full sprint runs and disappears out the window and within seconds reappears back through.  Moe stands there stunned as Jimmy starts laughing uncontrollably at what just happened.

Quite confused, and noticeably angry, Moe yells out, “Double or Nothing!  No way you can pull that off again.”  And with another grin, the guy repeats his feat, walks up to the bar, takes the $200, puts it in his pocket, and sits down again with sly chuckle.

Fuming now, Moe walks to the window, looks out, comes back and screams at the guy, “Thats it, I can do it too, Let me win my money back!”

“No, no, no…” says the guy, now laughing uncontrollably, “There’s a trick to it, I can’t let you, I can’t.”

But nothing could stop Moe, face beat red, he had clearly had it as Jimmy and the guy were both laughing now at his expense…  Soon the guy gave in… “Fine, fine, but don’t say I didn’t warn ya!”  Worry and shock was suddenly strewn across Jimmy’s face as the guy continued to laugh.

Moe stepped back as the guy had, ran towards the window as the guy had, and jumped as the guy had… Jimmy ran over, looked down, and saw the guy laying there motionless…

He turned to the guy, now on the floor in tears laughing and said…

“Superman, you’re a real asshole!”

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  1. 1 On June 25th, 2008, RPO said:

    very cle3verrr! hahaha

  2. 2 On July 12th, 2008, chosser said:

    not phunnie!!!

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