10th July 2008

From ‘Beer Pong’ To ‘Pong Toss’

It seems a “crisis” has been averted as “Beer Pong” has become ‘Pong Toss’ (See “Rated ‘T’ for Teen” Post). 

Sure it still has the same premise as Beer Pong however all references to alcohol have been removed from the game. That is the only way the game could reasonably be marketed to teens yet it is still receiving cold stares from critics who say that it is just a way for teens to practice for Beer Pong before they get to college.

Well let me tell all you people a thing or two about the game of Beer Pong… If you think a video game called “Pong Toss” can prepare you for the real thing you simply haven’t played the game.  There are too many factors to take into account when actually playing the game that you do not have to adjust for when playing a video game:

1 – Are you playing indoors or outdoors because outdoors you have to deal with the possible wind factor.

2 – How many beers have you really had? Because trust me, even if you’re drinking while you play this game it isn’t as hard as sinking the last cup while you’re 10 beers deep (approximately 5 games in). 

and most importantly:

3 – What are your opponents doing on the other end of the table to distract you? Are they mooning, flashing, two hot girls making out, maybe someone is giving you the “mangina” (yes I HAVE actually had this done to me)… I guarantee you no video game can prepare you for any of those!

So for all of you conservative parents out there and in this case the Connecticut Attorney General, lets spend our time and the taxpayer money arguing over something that matters!

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