19th August 2008

Political Preference

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I read an interesting article today over on WSJ.com entitled “Who Sets the Bar When it Comes to Cocktails: Democrats or Republicans?”

From which political party gives the best tips to who stays out till “Last Call” its all here:

– Who is a better tipper? Democrats 60%, Republicans 38%
– Who is more likely to order a drink straight up? Democrats 14%, Republicans 82%
– Who is more likely to order a fruity (pink) drink? Democrats 58%, Republicans 34%
– Who has the better pick-up lines? Democrats 74%, Republicans 14% (This one makes me proud to be a Dem!)
– Who is better at giving a toast? Democrats 63%, Republicans 36%
– Who is more likely to arrive first to happy hour? Democrats 48%, Republicans 50%
– Who is more likely to be the last to go home? Democrats 53%, Republicans 46% (I guess if the Republican’s arrive first it only makes sense that the Dem’s leave last)

Based on the data it seems that the Republicans are Cheap, boring & single where Dem’s are Fun, flirtascious party-goers & the fruity drinks seems accurate considering a gay republican is pretty much an oxymoron. 

Overlooked questions:

– Who is more likely to have a mistress? (Probably 50-50 split)
– Who is more likely to be found in bed with someone of the same sex?
– Who is more likely to “inhale?”

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