6th October 2008

Quotes To Live By

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I was home on the couch this weekend trying to ignore the throbbing pain in my head from the night before and watching the Simpsons.  It was the episode in which Homer says:

“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. ”

… Which got me thinking.  What other great drinking quotes must be out there?  And this is what I came up with:

Top 10 Drinking Quotes of All Time

1 – “All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer” – Homer Simpson

2 – “I drink to make other people interesting” –George Jean Nathan

3 – “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day” – Frank Sinatra

4 – “Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol” – Unknown

5 – “Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life’s problems” – Homer Simpson

6 – “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools” -Earnest Hemingway

7 – “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid” – Richard Braunstein (Author)

8 – “I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered” – George Best

9 – “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” – Ben Franklin

10 – “They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games” – Casey Stengel

Honorable Mention:

“I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop” – Noel Coward

“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth” – Steve Allen

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking” – Ben Franklin

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  1. 1 On October 8th, 2008, Landon F. Ross said:

    Great List!!

    However, I must say that the Steve Allen quote definitely needed to be more than an honorable mention

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