10th February 2009

Best & Worst Drinking Buddies

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I was drunk the other night… Surprise, surprise I know… And me and my buddies were arguing over who the best and worst drinking buddies of all time would be.  Here is what I can recall:

In the #6 Spot:


Best – Barney (NPH) – The ultimate wingman from the new hit CBS show “How I Met Your Mother” never goes home alone, if you know what I mean…  And neither would you, he would see to it!

Worst – Edward Scissor Hands – He had scissors for hands!  I wouldn’t want to be around when he begins to lose coordination… IF he can he even hold a beer. Although I guess we wouldn’t have the game Edward “40” hands without him.  Still, definitely earns his spot on the “worst” list.



Best – Batman - He might let you play with all his wonderful toys!

Worst – Superman – Those are some beer muscles I’d be afraid of!



Best – Any Will Ferrell Character – Frank the Tank, Ron Burgundy, Ricky Bobby, and a whole slew of others, need I say more?

Worst – Sarah Palin – This one could probably go either way, but as amused as I would be I don’t think I could stand her talking about how can see can see Russia from her house, how she is just an everyday “Hockey Mom”, and how she goes about naming her kids.  Bristol, Piper, Willow, Track and the latest… TRIG? Seriously?  I could go on further here, but lets be serious, she self inflicts enough damage!


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Best – John “Bluto” Blutarsky - This lovable abject, drunken degenerate sported a 0.0 GPA in his 7th year of college.  He clearly did nothing but party, and he knows how to rock a toga.  Best of all, he goes on to become a United States Senator.

Worst – Osama Bin Laden - Antithesis of fun. Hobbies include hating America, suicide bombing, & hanging out in caves…  Idea of a good night probably includes blowing himself up in a nightclub!



Best – Homer Simpson -  Homer has a wide variety of dreams & interests… From Monorail Conductor, to ‘Dancing Homer’ mascot, to eating the world’s largest hoagie… I think its safe to say you would be forever entertained!  Famous quotes include:

“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”
“To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
“Homer no function beer well without.”

He has willingly sold his sole for a doughnut, so just imagine what he would do if he ran out of his beloved Duff Beer!

Worst - Dracula - Although one could say his love for the night could be a good thing, preferring blood to beer is just one of his many drawbacks.



Best – James Bond - Kicking and getting ass Since 1952, this ladies man could turn even Angelina Jolie into mush with a look and a grin! So good they named a drink 007!  If I had a choice he’d be my top mate.

Worst – Rogue – One might think, “She’s beautiful, why wouldn’t you want to drink with her…?” But don’t be deceived by this beautiful member of the X-Men!  One kiss and you’ll be lucky to wake up hooked up to a respirator, let alone wake up at all! Considering beer goggles aren’t needed to be attracted to her as it is, I’d HATE to be drunk around Rogue!

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  1. 1 On February 10th, 2009, Kimberly @ the How to Cook Blog said:

    This is a pretty funny post…

    I can understand all of your reasoning! LOL…

    How could you remember all of that? LOL

    Kimberly 🙂

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