1st April 2009

April Fools

posted in Jokes, Recipes |

Thought we’d have a little fun here at SizzUp on April Fools day with some “creative” (to say the least) recipes.

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The Captain’s Bounty

½ oz. coconut rum
1 bottle lemon-lime Gatorade
2 oz. seltzer
2 dashes Old Bay

Serving suggestion: Garnish with ravioli and enjoy.

The Coz

2 parts scotch
1 part pudding pop

Serving suggestion: Drink while wearing a Coogi sweater and chuckling like Bill Cosby.

Mom at T-Ball Practice

½ box wine
5 tablets aspirin
1 tablet Valium
1 sleeve Hydrox cookies

Serving suggestion: Pour ingredients into moderate-size coffee mug or Big Gulp cup. Serve on ice, preferably inside a 1995 Chevy Lumina minivan.

The Perverted Uncle

1½ oz. rubbing alcohol
1 can Milwaukee’s Best Light

Serving suggestion: Serve warm, preferably behind a dumpster.

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