Bartender BETA

With over 300 Recipes for Cocktails, Mixed Drinks and Punches, use the Bartender with CAUTION!

The instructions are simple:
1. Choose your ingredients from OUR list on the Left.
2. Make sure you check for ICE, as it counts towards the results’ score.
3. When you’re done, click on SERVE ME PLEASE, and the results will appear immediately under the Bartender with up to 50% relevance.
4. Don’t expect the page to load, unless you’re drunk already…
5. Finally, your feedback is very much appreciated. Please let us know what features you would like to see, etc..

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There are currently 11 responses to “Bartender BETA

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  1. 1 On February 9th, 2008, Tara R. said:

    Wow… how cool it this. That Tootsie Roll sounds wonderful. Love this application

  2. 2 On February 9th, 2008, Heather said:

    I love this concept–A great idea would be to allow users to make a badge to put on their blogs, webpages, myspace, etc..that would share what drink they were “drinking” at that moment!

    :] Keep it up!

  3. 3 On February 10th, 2008, dreamingjaguar said:

    This is great! I am going to use it for parties! Thanks for creating this.

  4. 4 On February 10th, 2008, Kimberly Edwards said:

    That’s so cool! I can’t wait 2 c this application Joe!!! What an awesome idea!

    Kimberly Edwards 😀

  5. 5 On February 11th, 2008, Antman said:

    I agree with Heather, ya need a widget! Make it a tight one, that is different. It will make all the difference in the world. Congrats guys, on ya efforts. Excited to see the final product. I see big things. Peace!

  6. 6 On February 11th, 2008, wornoutwoman said:

    Yes, a widget would be awesome to link directly to this page!!

  7. 7 On February 13th, 2008, Classic Cars Ebay said:

    Drinks by joe!! Order your drink though the LapTops Impeded in the bar! Interesting… 🙂

  8. 8 On March 18th, 2008, dan leone said:

    What a very cool concept! I even like the light animation. Good job. I have had a bottle of that 151 proof rum for over a year now and I have been afraid to touch it. But the single recipe that included it, sounds good. The one comment I have, and this is more a reflection on my stupidity than anything else, is that I did not see the “minus” signs on the right hand side to remove an item off the right hand window. I literally spent 60 seconds or so trying to figure out how to reset the items on hand list. I am impressed though.

  9. 9 On April 6th, 2008, Grascaferce said:

    Hello. Let’s get acquainted!
    My name is Jessika.

  10. 10 On April 21st, 2008, demis the menace said:

    thats a cool application for a cool cat!! beez up ! yo

  11. 11 On July 2nd, 2008, Rebecka said:

    I love this thing. I always have different kinds of liquor on hand and never know what to make with it, so I wind up making the same ol’ thing all the time.

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